nenek ku comel!

2day, as usual i blk kampong.. everyweek, i akan blk kampong to see my grandparents especially my nenek.. lately nie die xsehat sgt.. thats y i slalu sgt blk kampong.. i would spent like a day or two kat sane if i ade mase.. kalo x, i blk hr jer.. its not like kampong i jauh sgt.. kat banting jer.. ade satu bende yg klaka jd 2day.. after lunch, nenek asked 4 cold water.. so i asked her.. 'nak i aper?'.. since ade byk air dlm fridge tu.. then she said, 'handyplus'.. that time i mcm confused.. i xtau die nak handyplus or nak air sejuk.. so i asked her again.. nenek nak air ape?? then again she said handyplus.. then i said to my self, ok i better get the handyplus for her first.. so i went off to get her the handyplus.. when she saw me walking away, she said,' ey, mane air nenek??' i ckp la.. kate nak handyplus, nak g amik la nie.. she replied.. yg sejuk punye ade dlm fridge tu.. kat pintu die.. dengan rase kepelikan i g blk kat fridge tu.. then i saw kat pintu xde handyplus.. then i ckp kat nenek..'xde pon nek??' she replied, 'ade btol putih kat tepi botol sos tu'.. i looked down, then i saw 'botol putih'.. n it was actually hundredplus.. ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha! lol! lawak gle!!!